: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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