my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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