he told me I talked like a deaf person
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
