I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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