Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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