No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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