Ambien. No doubt about it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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