she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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