I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize