gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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