we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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