I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Say something about gay babies.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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