He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I wish i was in the wii world.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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