if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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