so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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