i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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