I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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