either way he was missing a nipple.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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