the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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