We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
