You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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