Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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