dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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