Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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