ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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