Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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