Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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