As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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