needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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