You really coming over, don't trick.
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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