Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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