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Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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