It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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