I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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