While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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