TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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