it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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