4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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