I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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