I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
