She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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