what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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