Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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