Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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