Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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