i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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