i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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