i may or may not be watching the land before time
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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