is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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