My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
