in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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