Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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