your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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