he wants to bone in the snuggie
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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