She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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