i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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