there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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